Biterphobia



Sneaking in through the back door

Booty MCs get ambushed, rammed and squooshed

Slammed and pushed, crammed and mushed

Then I'm moving on down from the right to left

So bite the method or prepare to fight to death

To get jacked, attacked, and cracked in two

Smackin' through 'til you're black and blue for actin' true

I'm dreaded like a man whose hair is all strands

Crews battle me, sniffin' on aerosol cans

I'm stomping 'em, kicking 'em, choking 'em, stamping 'em

Clomping 'em, sticking 'em, poking 'em, clamping 'em

To electric chairs and tightening bolts

Hit 'em with frightening jolts of lightning bolts

I'm zapping rappers, singers and dancers

Faster than you can snap your fingers for answers

Cancer is in the flesh, alive and breathing

Surviving by conniving and thieving

I had a dream I was getting jacked by biters

It felt like I was being attacked by spiders

Developing a fear: a biterphobia

I'm holding a gas can and lighter over ya

If I detect ya I'ma pulverize

Dissect your brain, diggin' in your skull for lies

Then I'ma torture

With material iller than a stark raving mad serial killer

I'm more dangerous than a loaded chamber is

A major risk to a plagiarist, so beware of the aura

A terror for the horror will scare ya tomorrow

This is an airborne assault of other rappers

Either start developing skills

Or head for the border and run like hell up in hills

The choice is yours

Besides all these noises force me to scream 'til my voice is hoarse

'Cause I'm sick of these jabber jaws

And crabs that grab at yours

And saboteurs that bite like Labradors

You're in range of my double-barrel

And your life is in danger, trouble and peril

I trample and stamp liars like they were campfires

'Cause vampires bite on my balls, and clamp pliers

And swing on my big thingamajig

So I'm bringing my nig' Proof for backup when I sing at my gig

'Cause biters are falling head over heels

In love with every rhyme that I've said over reels

That's how I became paranoid

Chewing my fingernails, pulling my hair annoyed

'Cause every time you bit it was deliberate

So I'm forced to hit a little quicker with an ultimatum

I assault and slay them with rhymes and insults

And made 'em difficult to fade 'em

Energetic and imaginative

Pronouns and verbs, predicates and adjectives

Will reach out and grab you 9 times out of 10

That's why I'm spilling one-of-a-kind rhymes out a pen